IRONICALLY, CHIVALRY IS DEAD

IRONICALLY, CHIVALRY IS DEAD

Sources say:

A young deceased Newport couple -Frederic & Cynthia Starr's bodies were exhumed from their grave earlier last week, for forensic testing.

The newly weds who died together, were posed embracing each other, in all their wedding array in a rather large, customized coffin; and then buried together, (according to previously stated wishes).

Oddly enough, the deceased bride was also holding an unopened bar of Dewdrop Bombshell scented soap —said to her favorite.

A bouquet of a dozen white roses plus a single red rose placed inside by a friend (unidentified), remained fresh, while the bodies of the two exhibited signs of rapid decay, despite having been embalmed weeks earlier.

The deaths were originally believed to have been caused by a gas leak in their honeymoon suite, but was later ruled out.

Authorities now claim it was a murder-suicide, after further forensic tests detected high levels of arsenic in clippings of their hair & fingernails.

The husband is the suspect.

At the family's request, the two were reburied separately.

Cynthia and her Bombshell scented soap got the coffin, and Frederic was buried in a large cardboard box

RAW RECIPE:

2SEXY ALL-OVER CAKES

1 personal sized pk. of Oreo

1 pk. of two small round sponge or cheese cakes

⅛ cup crushed walnuts

1 medium ripe banana (¼inch slices)

¼ cup strawberry preserves

1 cup whipped cream

¼ cup small chocolate chips

1.Wash hands with Bombshell scented soap

2. Place cakes on separate saucers;

3. Top with sliced banana;

4. Smooth whipped cream all over cakes (or yourself!)

5. Drizzle on strawberry preserves

6. Sprinkle on walnuts, chocolates chips & crushed Oreo

7. Cover loosely with plastic wrap, to chill at 33 deg. for an hour.

Then enjoy with a lover